The Sun was created on the fourth day, at the same time as the moon and the stars, and the day after plants and sea-life. Several billion 500-watt daylight lamps were used to keep the plants and sea-life alive for the twenty-four hours in-between these two events. Two days after creating the Sun, God created man, but man did not create Hawaiian Tropic SPF30 lotion for several thousand years and often burned quite badly in the summer, or dropped dead of skin cancer without really knowing why.
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Last Friday, Tony Blair made history by returning to Buckingham Palace for a second time to formalise the new Labour-led Parliament with Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II. But what exactly happens during this ceremony? Untitled Document are proud to present, for the first time ever, this detailed breakdown of the procedure:
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Cricket was invented in the fourth century BC by the Greek philosopher Plato, who believed that by defending three upright sticks from disturbance by a hard red ball, one could achieve true enlightenment. He abandoned the game upon discovering that this was not, in fact, true, but it was adopted by the next-door neighbour’s children and grew in popularity.
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Bank holiday’s were introduced to Britain in 1169 by the then King, Henry the Second. However, they didn’t really take off until the late 15th century, when banks were invented.
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