It was suggested in a previous issue of Untitled Document that Anna Ryder-Richardson, star of television’s Changing Rooms and Girls On Top, is Carol Vorderman. Following correspondence from both personalities’ lawyers we now acknowledge that this is incorrect, and that Ryder-Richardson and Vorderman are two distinct people.

Furthermore, it has been requested that we point out that neither woman has a prosthetic nose used for smuggling diamonds across international borders. This information was provided to us by a source we now know to be both unreliable and, more often than not, drunk.

We apologise unreservedly to Ms Ryder-Richardson and Ms Vorderman for any distress our comments may have caused them, their families, or viewers of daytime television.